Thursday, July 10, 2008

Whatcha sayin doc, I got saggy boobs?

The girls are officially ordered and I'm so excited. At my consulation yesterday I was told that I was close to needing a lift...are you kidding me. My boobs aren't perky, but a lift, isn't that for people who tuck their flap jacks in their pants? After that rather rude comment I was ready to leave but decided instead to let it slide, take the ego blow, and schedule the fun.

I know its going to be painful and A LOT of money, but afterwards I will have some really fun large boobs. I'm looking forward to pretty new bras, low cut shirts, and having lots and lots of crazy I feel like a stripper sex.

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