Happy Almost Birthday to Me

It is almost my birthday! Nine days to be exact. I will be 34 years old. I have incredibly mixed emotions. 1) I feel old, yet 2) I still kick some serious ass.
But I thought I would let you all into my incredibly weird world, I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY. I hold this day very sacred. Much of this comes from the fact that I love to be the center of attention, I love to be celebrated. It is not about the presents, it is about the attention. And when you are done gasping, at least I am honest.
And just so you don't think I am completely narcissistic, I love other people's birthdays too. I try to make their day as special as I would want my birthday, and I spend hours picking out the most meaningful gifts, something that is truly 'that' person. This is not only for the celebration, it is an opportunity to see that person get sloppy drunk after several Jagermeister shots, and if its a really good night... doing some wicked moves on the dance floor, and if you are really, really lucky maybe a 'lil "running man." You only live once right.