Boobs...

How cool are fake boobs...I mean really...who wouldn't want some? I have been considering getting my self a pair for quite some time. I got a preview while pregnant that large boobs are really really fun. Although I had nothing against my pre-child smaller boobs, they were full, firm and my nipples looked forward. After having two children they are now very very sad. The girls now sit somewhere in my arm pits when lying down or looking at my toes while standing up. No people, it is not pretty.

I am way too damn young to have unattractive breasts. And if you got'em, flaunt' em. Go big or go home, you know what I'm sayin.