So here is the play by play from the family vacation.
1. Prescription was instrumental, especially with wine, buckets of beer, and margaritas.
2. Cleavage, came in handy for many reasons...super fruity specialty drink on cruise ship...beer on beach...illegal drug offer (not accepted) on beach...construction crew provided entertaining cat calls while walking on beach...made brother-n-laws incredibly uncomfortable...made lesbian sister-n-laws incredibly comfortable...husband happy.
3. Drank wine at dinner with family. Never thought drinking wine would feel like being interrogated.
4. Explained that when desserts are made with liquor it will not get you drunk.
5. Chased 2 1/2 year old 4 floors while he looked back and smiled. More of a test to see how far he would go. Not a good plan.
6. Felt incredibly sorry for the cruise ship employees, our stateroom attendant hadn't seen her baby for months. Too sad to even contemplate.
7. Took entire family to Senor Frogs...amazingly resembled a psychological experiment.
8. Lucky enough to get to call security every night complaining about 18 year olds in cabin next to us partying with 10+ people in their room playing drinking games until 3 a.m. (room 150 sq ft.)
9. And finally...spent 5 hours in the airport because my paranoid in-laws didn't trust that we would get to the airport on time from the port.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Wine, cleavage, and psychological experiments
Thoughts by Felicity at 9:15 PM
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3 comments:
Sounds amazing. I'll have to try the cleavage trick on my next trip. I may have to duct tape the girls up to produce cleavage but what the hey it seems worth it.
See, I TOLD YOU. You can't go wrong w/ cleavage. Unless if you're that Brazilian chick w/ the FFF cup size. That is wrong.
LOL Greta!
Sounds like so much fun, I think I won't go anywhere with my inlaws anytime soon lol.
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