My Office Wife

What I didn't tell you that, I am sure I did, really I didn't, that is so strange, we were just talking about it the other day. Wow, this is so embarrasing. I am so ashamed, I have something to tell you. I know this won't be easy to hear, but, I have.... a work spouse.
We know each others favorite food, when the next dentist appointment is, our next day off, when they call in sick, and when aunt flo is coming to visit. We are both married, and have children, how could we betray our dearly beloveds in such a way?
But of course we are unique, it is two women, I know shocking, and even in the state of Utah! Yep, you guessed it domestic partnership is legal when it is concerning your work spouse.
We bicker and argue as if we were married. Hell, we may even need to seek some marital therapy from time to time. It certainly makes each day far more entertaining, and a lot less lonely. And yes honey, I will always remember our anniversary...
Fortunately, if separation, or even the horrible thought of divorce was eminent, there are no divorce procedures or legal fees, and both of you can sit in the same room without an attorney present. Ex-work spouses make for great future references, so it’s one bridge you shouldn't burn.
Besides, how many “ex’s” do you have that you don’t mind being around?