It's always good to see a knock em down girly fight...

My hubbie and I went to a work thing for him on Saturday night. I have only met a few of his co-workers and up until now have liked them all. We arrive, get a drink and find somewhere to sit. Good atmosphere, fun music, it was looking to be a very good night.

Then it happened; let me set it up for you; I'm sitting on a bar stool and he is standing in front of me. A wife of someone he works with and her friend come over to chat. They both stand to the side of us forming a nice tight circle. It began friendly enough, but slowly I began feeling as if I were the fourth wheel. Our circle had now been cut into a very tight triangle with me on the outside. They both had gotten so close that elbows were touching. He sensed the awkwardness and began scanning the room, hoping his co-worker was distracted by something other than this. Soon after they exit the conversation with no acknowledgment of their intentional segregation, simply a “talk to you later!”

Feeling dirty he asks “was that odd!” Yes, if was fucking odd and extremely rude. He agreed, but I think a tiny piece of him was excited to have been part of such a sordid encounter. And truthfully I don’t blame him, every married person needs a little esteem booster every once in awhile. That being said, they could have had the decency to do it without my being present. Bitches.

Thanks for making my husband feel oh so sexy and giving me the vision of WWF’ing your tiny little asses. Watch out, cause I’m coming prepared for a re-match and I’m not above royally fucking you up!