For the sake of a pretty kitty

We pluck our brows, botox, peel, deep condition, scrape, pummis, loofah our bodies, but the most painful choice of all, to satisfy our vain personalities, the bikini wax. After getting over the initial shock of the spa panties,and the fact that it was incredibly bright. I decided, I have had two children, I can live through this, lets just get this over. Now.

My "waxer" or aka esthetician was hilarious and made an incredibly uncomfortable situation as comfortable as putting hot wax on your nether regions and ripping it off with ridiculous speed could be.

Considering some complete stranger had me put my legs in incredibly uncomfortable positions, humiliating and perverse all at the same time. There was no counting, just wax and rip, wax and rip, etc...etc...

In the midst of the pain and suffering, out of the kindness of her torturous soul to make conversation and all of you can relate, its like trying to have a casual conversation about the weather with your gynecologist while you have a freezing cold speculum, well, you know the rest.

Next step, the brazilian, note to self, take some really good meds prior to, and a glass of wine after.

Here's to happy waxing in the future. It is supposed to get easier.