Sayonara Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo visited this morning; I was happy to see her, she had delayed her stopover by about 2 weeks so I was anxious for her to arrive. Although, now that she is here, I remember why she annoys me and due to her tardiness I have swollen breasts, abdominal pain and severe bitchiness.

While usually a very even, calm person; today I have gone through almost every known emotion. It is now early evening and I have hit angry. My poor family will need to walk gingerly, while I will try to hold back my rage, I cannot promise anything.

Aunt Flo, glad you came, not so glad you stay so long, will be really happy when you lose my address forever.