Mourning a Loss

I am in mourning today.
I have lost two friends that have been with me since I was about 12 years old. When I first met them I was a little annoyed I have to admit. They seemed to bring me too much attention. Once I got to know them I learned how to use them to my advantage.
Together we learned how rough some guys were and how gentle others can be. Even how jealous other women can get!
When my husband first met them he fell in love. We all became close friends!
Once my first child was born we lost "contact" a little. Understandable, given the demands of a baby. When my second came along, they left me without any goodbye.
I miss them! I know I can buy some new friends, but their friendship doesn't come with a money back guarantee. I'm not ready for the risk!
Oh my LARGE, sweet, perky boobs! Why did you have to leave me so fast?
I miss you! Won't you come back? I promise to touch you everyday..... 50 times a day even! I will wear the prettiest of bras to best show you of in all of your glory! I will never make you dry and cracked from breastfeeding again! I will always use you for GOOD not for evil!
These things I promise!
Just think of the good old days!