You all know what I'm talking about. Cameltoe..... the awful thing that occurs when your pants are tight in the labia therefore showing the inevitable outline of a woman's vaginal area. Honestly, I've seen some really bad "toe" lately.
Most recently I encountered three cases at Costco on Friday. I couldn't help but stare and wonder if cameltoe so severe is painful. How in the hell do labia get so swollen? Is it from masterbating too much? (I'm screwed then!) Is it genetic?
How do you tell someone they have cameltoe? I wouldn't know where to begin..... "I like your lipstick, speaking of lips your vagina looks swollen."
Most importantly is there a cure? Should there be a warning on clothing such as yoga pants and high waisted denim... "could cause a severe case of cameltoe."
I think we owe it to each other to help stop cameltoe. No one likes looking at it and I'm sure as hell it's not comfortable to have.
Be a friend, help cameltoe end!
Saturday, February 2, 2008
What's Up with the Cameltoe?
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2 comments:
Amy,
Will you be my friend and discretly tell me if I ever have visible cameltoe. It just ain't right.
Thanks.
If you have cameltoe, don't hide it! Do us guys a favor, make our dreams come true. When my girlfriend wants some fondle dew, she knows the fastest way to get it is to put on her comfy time (cameltoe) pants. Cameltoe is irresistable. I'll be glad to let you know if you have cameltoe. With sincere compliments I hope to see more, more, more.
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